Friday, May 20, 2011

You can do it! You can do it!

Rachel has been giving me a hard time because there has been much conversation and many questions if certain pictures I've posted are actually me. So, I decided to post multiple pictures from my day today. And by the way, for those of you who have wondered, none were me in past blogs and...you suck!


Picture 1--Me hidden by some chicks that have weight issues and some chicks who think they have weight issues. Luckily, some had to pee and another barf during this hike trip.




Picture 2--This is a pizza the chef made for lunch. Well, he called it a pizza, I thought it was more like a round piece of food cut into 4 pieces with many colorful things on it and circled with something that has no calories...but what do I know?

Picture 3--This is a picture of me standing next to "throw up girl" on the right and "very quiet girl" on the left. It's been such a joy to get to know them so well!


Picture 4--This is a picture I took this morning from the top of Red Mountain trail, overlooking snow canyon. Ultimately, I decided not to jump.



I'm at the end of my first week and overall, it's been very cool. I've learned a lot of good things in a relatively short amount of time. Some of the more important things I've learned to date are:






  • From time to time, and if you look hard enough, you can find fat people at the tops of mountains.



  • A good trainer will say something inspiring, twice & in a loud voice (you got this, you got this)...now maybe you get the title of this blog?



  • 1200 calories is enough to sustain life but may lead to cannibalism...mainly fat people eating other fat people.



  • There exists a high percentage of joint issues among the "heavy" community. Someone should really look into why this is and what the cause might be...perhaps a government conspiracy?



I leave tomorrow morning for a 5:45am hike and so...good night all!

3 comments:

  1. That round food looks delicious! I can't wait for you to cook me all my food when you get home. You are so funny, hon!

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  2. Well done, man! Keep it up. I want you at my side here: http://www.toughguy.co.uk/

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