The Stages of Rages...

Dear Mom,

I'm still here at fat camp doing everything my leaders say, just like you said. The food isn't actually as good as you told me it would be. Yes, we have a cook but he won't cook anything we ask , just what he wants. Today for breakfast he gave us barely enough peanut butter and jelly to cover most of this weird bread that wasn't even soft. At lunch, we had soup made out of part snip, and I don't even know what the other part was but it looked like thick pee and kind of smelled that way too. We were all excited about having pizza but it was really vegetables and some kind of cheese on a wheat tortilla. I'm not the only one that was disappointed, other kids started crying and had to talk to a councilor. They said we're having Salmon for dinner and fruit for dessert? Some of the other kids already told me they tried the salmon before and it didn't taste like fish. They said that the cook was lazy and boiled it in water and that you cant even catch fish here in the desert so, where did it come from?

I'm doing all the activities. I went on a hike with some other kids today. Most of them were nice. Except one girl, who kept telling me to pull my pants up cause she could see my bum crack while I was hiking...but I couldn't help it. It's hard to hold my pants up in back while climbing. So later, while she was hiking, I saw her crack and told her but she didn't believe me. So, to prove it , when I saw it again I threw little rocks in there. She started crying and I got in trouble. Today I learned it's more better if a girl sees a boy's bum crack than if a boy sees a girls's. I didn't know.

Mom, I know you told me not to complain and so I wont. But. I think you should call the police and tell them about this place. I think if you and dad knew how they treated us, you wouldn't have sent me here. I'm sorry I ate all those Doritos even though you said if I did you would send me here. I didn't know you really would and I don't think you knew they were going to be so mean. Did you know they don't care if you throw up because you're so tired? Did you know that even if you're hungry, they don't even care and wont give you more food until it's time to eat again? Did you know that if you're hurt and cant go on a hike, they punish you by making you ride a bike or something?

Mom, I hate you for sending me to fat camp. If you don't come and get me by tomorrow, I will run away from home and never love you again. Tell dad I don't care if he'll buy me a new PS3 game if I finish. They are stealing your money and torturing me and you don't even care!

Mom, sorry about what I said earlier. I promise if you come get me I will eat vegetables, do my chores and play outside like you always ask. I promise I'll quit asking to play games all the time and I'll even ride my bike sometimes. I know that you didn't know this place would be like this and if you did, you wouldn't have sent me here. I'll pack my things and wait for you to come. You probably really miss me and don't want me gone for another week. I'll scratch you're arms and head when I get back because I'm sure you're stressed out with me here. It's okay, you didn't know.

So, call them and tell them you're coming to get me, okay? By the way, I think my hip is broke cause it hurts to walk. So, I cant' really do stuff here anyway. So even if you don't want to get me, you have to or it's abuse. And, I hope I dont drown in the deep end...I cant even touch!

Love, Robby

P.S. after you get me can we stop at McDonald's for a happy meal and shake?